Slice of Laodicea

It takes a modern clown church to get booted from a public school rental for being “obscene.” You read this correctly. In the post below, I granted Great Lakes Church the Slice Hall of Shame Award for their morally offensive flyer they sent out to the entire community in hopes of attracting bodies to their “church.” Last night, I learned why the church has had a recent change of venue.

It appears that the unsaved and unregenerate sometimes have a sense of moral decency apparently missing in those claiming to be Christians, although come to think of it, I don’t recall seeing Great Lakes Church actually claim to be Christians or anything other than a venue for fun and sex talk. Please read this PDF of a Kenosha News article that reports that the Kenosha Unified School district booted the church from renting at Nash Elementary School. I quote:

The Rev. Dave Nelson just wanted to talk about sex. And porn. And homosexuality. But he won’t be doing it at Nash Elementary School.
The Great Lakes Church, a new church which has rented space at Nash for four weeks, lost its permit late last week
after sending a colorful flier that proclaimed, “Thank God for Sex.”
The flip side listed Nash as the location for the service, and a series of topics scheduled over the next five weeks,

including:
— Great Sex (Bedroom: From Battleground to Playground)
— Sexy and Single (Why God Doesn’t Care About Your Virginity)
— Sex Secrets (Porn, Homosexuality and Stuff Like That)

The Kenosha Unified School District called the flier obscene, disruptive and a violation of Policy 1330, which covers renting Unified space to private organizations. Nelson said he was stunned at the outcome…”

I imagine Nelson WAS stunned. It would come as a shock to him to have his church marketing labeled “obscene and and disruptive”, but just as God used Balaam’s donkey to speak a needed truth, the world has had to point out the obvious to supposed Christians. Imagine when the stench of a so-called church is so bad that the world throws you out for obscenity. By the way, the school received a huge number of phone calls from parents upset by the flyers. These churches send out this filth to the entire city, and nobody has any say about these trashy flyers showing up in their mailboxes where children can see them. Clown Church Porn. It’s really that bad.

It takes some talent for a church to get thrown out of a public school rental for “obscenity.” On this basis, I am granting Great Lakes Church a Bonus Hall of Shame Award.

Time to pull the plug, kids, and go back to watching your “media.” If people want to hear about sex, they have a lot juicier options than your “church.”  As for your claim that your kids program is modeled after a “Chuck E Cheese mentality”, I would say that your honesty is refreshing. Actually, your entire church appears to be modeled after Chuck E. Cheese: games, out-of-control juveniles (and that’s just your “leadership team”), noise, costumes, and artery clogging spiritual junk food.