Church Promotes Condom Distribution in Sanctuary
Mar 25 by Ingrid Schlueter
The terminally ill UCC denomination has decided that the solution to their membership in freefall is to hand out condoms in the santuary during church services. You may have wondered what the last C in UCC stands for, and whatever they may say, it isn’t Christ. But why hand them out in the sanctuary? Are they preparing their people for the next phase of the church sex campaigns? Stay tuned. These apostate temples of doom always have a something new in the wings, and in this case, it can’t be good.
