Slice of Laodicea

The sex-crazed churches are starting to have a problem. It seems that when they choose public elementary schools to hold their sex-a-palooza services, they’re running into secular opposition. In short, they’re getting booted from their rentals because of their porno flyers to the community advertising their sex campaigns. It’s happened to a second “church”, this time in Florida, where the church’s “lease is now under review.” Fox News reports.

I suppose they think they are being persecuted for righteousness sake. They have that wrong. No, they’ve managed to offend non-Christians because of they have actually out-pornoed the world. Bowing low before their god named Relevance, they’ve been given over to such blindness that they can’t see what idiots they have become with their little “have great sex” flyers all over the neighborhood.

Would you want your children’s elementary school taken over by wingnuts mailing out flyers that read, “Great Sex for You”? If my minor child has this message thrust in his/her face by pastor perverts when they go to the mailbox  for me, I’m calling the police. It’s porn distribution to mail that publicly without a brown wrapper. Not even Playboy ads are that rank.

Yes, yes. Hide the children. The new pastors are here.

P.S. Note that in the news story, the pastor claims that the church has been “shamefully silent” on the issue of sex. Well, Pastor Heffner, if you mean that most churches aren’t handing out flyers with exciting new sex tips, distributing condoms from the offering plate or using a Power Point presentation to describe what goes where, than you are correct and thankfully so. In reality, the evangelical church isn’t “shamefully silent” any longer. It’s just shameful.