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Churches Less Active in Educating Congregants Than in 2004

Nov 17

Here’s a real shocker.  According to the Pew Forum, churches were less active in educating their congregations about issues and candidates than they were in 2004, especally evangelical protestants. I can tell you exactly what the evangelical protestants were doing. They were busy fulfilling their pastor’s latest sex challenge while America was electing a radical leftist, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual President. If you want to know where the evangelicals will be when the end of the world comes, Victoria’s Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood would be a likely place to start looking.

P.S. to the American media. There are plenty of Christians who find Ed Young and his sex-crazed, pastoral counterparts offensive. It’s time to report on the opposition to these guys.

Ed Young: Have Sex 7 Days Straight!

Nov 13

The moral and political apocalypse all around us in America hasn’t dampened the libido of Pastor Ed Young in Grapevine, Texas (suburb of Dallas). The media is busy reporting on how Barack Obama will be overturning the ban on stem cell research and forcing taxpayers to pay for abortions, and how the gays are now marrying in Connecticut and rioting in California, but Ed Young is bringing a bed to church, and he plans to be sitting on it, on “stage”, when he issues his challenge. This is how Christians are making headlines in the secular news while the leftist machine implements spiritual and political change.

Not only is Mr. Young pathetically unoriginal, he is disgusting and adolescent in his sex obsession. If his congregation hasn’t learned about sexuality by now, I’m not sure why they have a childcare center. How did those children actually come into being? Don’t you sometimes reflect on the awe-inspiring fact that Jonathan Edwards, Charles Spurgeon, John Wesley, George Whitfield, and so many countless other pastors didn’t have to drag beds into their churches and have multi-day “sex challenges”? Why is that? Are Christians today more ignorant of sexuality? Do they not recognize certain body parts after decades of porn on TV and sex ed in the schools? Are people fundamentally opposed to sex today and encouragement is needed? What is it, Mr. Young, that drives you to such “teaching” in your church among supposed believers?

These pastors are looking for attention. Anything will do: microphones from local TV news outlets thrust under their noses, a chance for a middle-aged man to strut his stuff sexually in front of his congregation, (hey, we’re doing it, too!), a chance to discuss supposedly risque subject matter in mixed company–all in the name of providing biblical teaching. Hogwash. It’s about ego and pride and the desire for attention, no matter how bad it is. That, friends, is the real reason we see these sex campaigns in our churches. God has given these pastors over to their zipper fixations. It is the blind leading the blind today. They grope around in the dark, talking endlessly about sex, and they don’t even know what fools they appear to the rest of the world. What a tragedy.

P.S. While Mr. Young plans his sex-a-palooza at his church, he is completely unconcerned about his repeated hosting of Word of Faith, Trinity-denying heretic, T.D. Jakes. Doesn’t this say it all? They’re not teaching Christian doctrine in churches—they’re teaching sex, and look at the heresy this has allowed in the door. Here’s an idea, Ed. Have your congregation read the Bible for 7-days straight. The only problem is, they’ll leave your church!

Megachurches and the Economy: Some Questions

Nov 04

This news article reports that some churches are cutting outreach as they fall on hard economic times. The article caused me to begin mulling over the vast number of highly mortgaged megachurches across America. How will they fare as so many lose their jobs? I read of a church in Frisco, Texas that has taken out a $24.5 million dollar loan to build a jumbo facility in that town. So what happens when your church members start losing their jobs? Yesterday, Circuit City announced it was closing 155 stores across the country and laying off 17% of its workforce. It reminded me of how fragile this economy really is.

So who will play for the circus venues if people are losing their homes? How will slick, life enhancement pastors in expensive suits come across if people can’t afford to buy food for their families? Will Joel Osteen lose his sheen? Will pastors of these local churches who strut around talking about the glories of you suddenly seem like the frauds they are? Who will pay the banks back if people suddenly lose their taste for “God wants you rich and beautiful” messages? Will we see a day when weeds grow up through the cracked blacktop of deserted parking lots? Will only the crickets be heard at these shrines to the go-go years of American self-indulgence?

On the other hand, maybe these entertainment venues will be viewed as factories where illusions can still be spun. Much as Hollywood movies onced served up temprary escape from the Great Depression, perhaps Osteen and all his imitators will be viewed the same way. People will long to escape for an hour and listen to pretty stories that make them feel better. I don’t know. I do know that there are a vast number of churches that went deeply into debt to fund their dazzling properties when Wall Street was a roaring bull market. Paying for these buildings now may turn the stars in the eyes of these pastors to tears of regret. We will see.

Ten Indictments Against the Modern “Church”
{A Historical 21st Century Message}
(Paul Washer)

Oct 27

 

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Regeneration v. The Idolatry of Decisional “Evangelism”
(Paul Washer @ the Deeper Conference)

Oct 24

Here is Paul Washer speaking against the idolatry that many professing believers are calling “evangelism” these days.  I highy, highly recommend this sermon.


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“Talkin’ Football” is Not Christian Fellowship.

Oct 10

First Baptist of Boynton Beach

The “Seeker” Sensitive “Gospel” Leads Men Straight to Hell

Jul 18

CrossTV

Christ Commands to Make Disciples, Not Returning Customers…

Jul 18

First Baptist Church of Boynton Beach

Did John the Baptist Come Preaching “Your Best Life Now”?

Jul 17

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First Baptist of Boynton Beach

Why is it Important to Interpret the Bible Objectively?

Jul 14

CrossTV

Pastor: Church Needs an Infusion of Pop Culture

Apr 28

It had to be satire, I thought. I opened an email sent to my in box this morning and this is the press release that greeted me. Absolutely no commentary from me is needed.

Is church irrelevant?

Author and pastor Tim Stevens thinks so.

In fact, he believes that religious tradition advising the church to avoid “worldly” culture for its 2,000 year history is misguided and that instead churches ought to welcome culture into their buildings and services.

Stevens shares his take on culture in the church in a groundbreaking new book released nationwide titled, “Pop Goes the Church.”

Published by Power Publishing, the book outlines Stevens’ philosophy and track record of success at Granger Community Church (GCC), in Granger, Indiana, where he serves as executive pastor.  His church offers a revolutionary perspective on the 21st century church by designing services around movie and TV clips, drama and secular music during informal and quick-paced services.  That has translated into church services built on U2 and Beatles music and sermon topics featuring clips from movies like “Spiderman 3″ and TV shows like “24.”

Around Christmas the church offered a whole series on Beatles music.  “Our tag line was: ‘The Christmas Story According to Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, George and Ringo’ and our overall theme was we want to start a revolution.  We’ve done U2 music and featured Bono sharing about his Christian faith, and we’ve used Madonna’s ‘Material World’ in a series featuring 80’s music.”

But in church?  “Absolutely!” says Stevens.

“Here’s the bottom line.  The Christian message never changes, but methods must,” Stevens explains.  “Studies show spiritual hunger in the U.S. at an all-time high, but church attendance at an all-time low and dropping.  A lot of people feel church is irrelevant-so it’s time to change.  Church can’t meet people’s needs if people won’t come in the front door.”

“People are obviously exploring spiritual things outside the church,” the pastor continued.  “They listen to songs, watch movies, have discussions with friends and try to make sense of the world.  If you listen you’ll hear spiritual issues under discussion-in music, in movies, on TV and among people.  So my contention is that churches should jump in on these conversations already happening in a context people understand.”

“You see,” he said, “songs and movies are talking about spiritual issues in ways that people really do understand.  But too often in churches we’ve talked about things people don’t get.  Language is a big thing.  Church people have ‘the curse of knowledge.’  We are talking about things no one understands.  We are answering questions no one is asking.  The church has lived in a bubble to a certain extent and no one is sticking around that hasn’t been in church forever.  We need to leverage culture to connect to people.”

In “Pop Goes the Church,” Stevens outlines innovative church services conducted at GCC where teachings are on topics carved right out of hot culture topics and TV headlines-money management, relationships and even sex.  In fact, one of GCC’s most effective marketing campaigns centered on the traditionally church-taboo subject of sex.

“We’d been looking for a way to present the topic of sex in the church because it’s definitely something people talk about every day.  The church ought to have something to say about it so we decided to enter the conversation.  After all, sex is God’s idea and is very good in a committed relationship.”

So, GCC put up four billboards around its community and surrounding area of 30o,000 emblazoned simply with the provocative image of entwined male/female feet dangling off of a bed with the words www.mylamesexlife.com.  No other info was included-no church name, no service times.  Nevertheless, within a couple of hours the church phone rang off the hook with interest and local media showed up to interview.  The series was even featured nationally on Fox News.

And, church attendance shot through the roof.  Attendance jumped 2300 people the first weekend, a 50% increase from the previous year and remained up 30% for the five-week series.  Stevens said GCC kept about half of those people over the long run.

“We started off our campaign with attention-getting billboards because if we had said ’sex talk at such and such church’ it would be an immediate turnoff.  Everyone would’ve thought they already knew what the church would say.  So we looked for a creative way to connect with people.”

And apparently the connection is still underway since Stevens says more than 85 churches around the country were inspired by the series and have offered their own sex talks.

Speaking at conferences and churches, Stevens lecturers nationally on the topics of church leadership and pop culture in the church.  Not new to ministry, he worked for nine years at Life Action Ministries prior to his 13 years at GCC.  He and his wife, Faith, are the parents of four children.

For more information about Stevens, his book or video clips of services, visit www.popgoesthechurch.com or the publisher’s website at www.powerpublishinginc.com.

“Pop Goes the Church” is available at any bookstore nationwide or can be ordered through barnesandnoble.com, amazon.com, target.com, or directly from the publisher.

Oak Leaf Church Features Easter Tattoo Service

Apr 21

The Easter Sunday church horror stories continue to roll in here at Slice. Oak Leaf Church decided that a tattoo parlor theme would be about right for resurrection Sunday worship. Click on Media Gallery and then Tattoo to hear this hard hitting message about, well, tattoos. The church is also doing an “I Love the 80’s” sermon series. This is the same series done at Granger Community Church where they featured Van Halen’s Jump for prelude music.

ABC News: Christian S-x: Holy and Hot

Apr 15

I have abbreviated the headline so that those with filters won’t have the post blocked. Yes, it’s really that bad now. This morning I was sifting through a raft of incoming news alert emails that detailed the perilous state of the American economy with jobs being slashed across the country, the new terrorism threats, the continuing societal breakdown that has damaged the lives of countless millions of children in America’s cities, and so forth and so on. Enter the Christians. The headline on ABC News this morning read this way:

Christian S-x: Holy and Hot

That’s right. The same type of churches that have brought you Superhero Jesus on Easter Sunday, Hollywood actors in the pulpit, and Van Halen as worship music are making headlines for their hot s-x seminars, books, etc. No wonder Christians are such a laughingstock today in the eyes of the world. We have Pussycat Preacher, Heather Veitch, strutting her stuff for Jesus at porno conventions and issuing press releases to the media about how she’s “reaching” people. (She certainly may be doing that, but it wouldn’t be for Jesus with her sleazy attire and unchanged stripper demeanor.) Now it’s our new Dionysian evangelicals who make headlines for their quest for ever hotter s-x. Hireling pastors who are so lazy, dishonest and biblically illiterate that they have to rip off sermons from Internet sites and download movie clips to keep their goats entertained are now featuring s-x talks on Sunday morning complete with songs like Rod Stewart’s “Hot in the City Tonight” pounding over the loudspeakers at their “churches”.

The Christians in the Roman coliseum who were torn apart by lions apparently died so pastors in 2008 could wave sex toys around in the pulpit and boast about how hot their wives are in the sack. 2000 years of church history and in the West, it comes down to this.

I just watched a video of a secular female radio host addressing the pornification of America before a group of reporters. She preached a better sermon on what’s going on in our culture then most evangelical pastors today are capable, and that is pathetic. In every way, rather than influence the culture around it, the evangelical church has been the one to be influenced by the culture. The pornification of America is now having its effect on the church with the ever more titillating, coarse, sensual and fleshly handling of what God has ordained as holy and sacred. In the name of Christian freedom, licentiousness is now the order of the day, bringing shame on the name and true cause of Jesus Christ.

True believers will run from this, knowing that it will not stop here. We will live to see a day when the growing sensuality of the false church will result in unimaginable immorality, all done in Christ’s name. When God Himself is mocked and blasphemed by those calling themselves believers, He gives such people over to reprobate minds. When flesh is king, and not the Lord Jesus Christ, there is no limit to the depth to which man will sink in his “religion”.

Cornerstone Church: Jim Caviezel is A-OK

Apr 14

A Christian contacted  Cornerstone Church to ask why they would be featuring Jim Caviezel, a devout Roman Catholic Hollywood actor, in their pulpit for three services. Here is the response from the pastor.

We have talked with Jim and his team at length about his belief in Christ. His belief is strong and is not at all based in the sacrimental (sic) system of the Catholics. He has gotten some really bad press. He also has gotten beat up badly by the Catholic church — the church that everyone else thinks he is an advocate for.

Come, I think you will be very pleased with what you hear and see.

Rick Calcutt
Executive Pastor

That Jim Caviezel doesn’t believe in the Roman Catholic sacramental system of salvation might come as a surprise to the priest who serves him communion. He may want to inform Rome of his new view and update the numerous biographies which identify him as Catholic. He was a speaker in August, 2005 for World Catholic Youth Day in Germany. I suppose the pastor at Oak Leaf also has no problem with this blasphemous comedy interview from MTV that Mr. Caviezel did.

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Granger Community Church: Where Van Halen Leads the Worship

Apr 14

van-halen.jpgWe are told in the Scriptures that the one true God is thrice holy. In Isaiah 6 we are given an awe-inspiring picture of that holiness as the prophet sees the Lord, high and lifted up, His train filling the temple. Above Him stood the Seraphim, those incredible beings with wings to cover even their faces from God’s brightness, and one cried to another,

“Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord of Hosts. The whole earth is full of His glory!”

Again and again the Scriptures we are given a sense of God’s fear-inducing holiness that caused people to fall on their faces and cry out at His presence. When exposed to the holiness (separateness) and righteousness of God, a person’s sense of their own sin is magnified. Our own unworthiness and utter dependence on God’s mercy is made plain.

When the character of God, as described in His eternal Word, is ignored in worship and a new god is erected that not only tolerates sinful flesh but celebrates it, you have a false church. Granger Community Church used Van Halen in their worship on March 1 and 2 to set up a sermon entitled, “Tight Like Spandex”. They have posted the video on their website under the “I Love the 80’s” series on this page. To do this is worshiping a golden calf in Christ’s name, blaspheming the most high God and defiling His name with the filth of this world.

Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be. So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.

But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

–Romans 8:7-9

Fair Oaks Church Features the Gospel According to the Beatles

Apr 12

No comment is needed here. None.

Apparently the Reformers Shouldn’t Have Bothered

Apr 10

The evangelical megachurch in Chandler, Arizona, featured below, and I do use the term “church” loosely, is featuring a unique minister in the, um, pulpit on April 20. For “Friend Day”, they are bringing in a devout Roman Catholic as speaker for all services. This “minister” has the additional recommendation of being a successful Hollywood actor. Jim Caviezel, who acted in the Passion of the Christ as well as several other successful movies, will be bringing the message to the assembled evangelical Christians. The woman at the front desk had no problem with the fact that their doctrinal statement claims that the Bible is their authority in all things. When I asked her why they would have a devout Roman Catholic presenting the message in all the Sunday services when Roman Catholics do not believe in Scripture alone, (that’s why we needed the Reformation), she said, “well, I don’t see it that way.” How we see things is what matters now, folks. It’s not what Scripture says. It’s not what we can know from church history and from the testimony of the present Catholic leadership in Rome, or the Council of Trent and the fact that it is never been renounced, it’s how we feel about things. It’s the fact that Jim is a successful, attractive, Hollywood star and that means warm bodies in the church on a Sunday morning. Who cares what message people will hear? Who cares that the man speaking is required to believe that there is no salvation outside the mother Church? Who cares that this is what Roman Catholics sang around the world at the Jubilee celebration of Pope John Paul II:

Long Live The Pope
A Hymn for the Pope

Long live the Pope!
His praises sound
Again and yet again:
His rule is over space and time:
His throne the heart of men:
All hail! The Shepherd Pope of Rome,
The theme of loving song:
Let all the earth his glory sing
And heav’n the strain prolong…

The Pope’s rule is over time and space? Do the pastors at Cornerstone Church in Chandler, Arizona believe that? He is enthroned in the hearts of men? I thought that place was for Christ alone. Why would this evangelical church feature Jim Caviezel who is required to believe these things because he is a “devout Roman Catholic” by his own definition? Are they not troubled by this?

Did all the martyrs who died in the flames and who were otherwise tortured for their faith in Christ alone have to die? Should they have hugged their Roman Catholic tormenters and said, “I guess it doesn’t really matter after all. We all believe in Christ, right? Never mind.” How can evangelicals betray the Lord Jesus Christ this way when our forefathers died in the flames for biblical truth?

When you have Superhero Sunday, and Hollywood actors wowing the congregation instead of preachers faithfully expounding on the Word of God in the pulpit (they don’t have pulpits anymore), this is what happens. A gross biblical illiteracy coupled with a complete ignorance of church history, coupled with a culturally influenced church that lives by its feelings instead of objective truth, adds up to complete theological disaster. This church is living proof of that and there are thousands more just like this one. Weep for what has happened.

Cornerstone Church Chandler Sinks to Easter Low

Apr 10

The Easter service horror stories continue to roll in here at Slice of Laodicea. Cornerstone Church in Chandler, Arizona decided that superheroes would be a great theme for Easter Sunday, the day when we celebrate in a special way the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ and His triumph over sin, death and hell. I think this one has to take the cake for the most offensive, trivial treatment of our holy Lord Jesus Christ and His suffering on the cross.

There is nothing sacred left today within circus-church evangelicalism. That is why when the emergents use terms like “sacred” and randomly pull things from the traditions of the Eastern Orthodox or the Roman Catholics for their services, they are trying to replace the sense of sacredness denied them in most evangelical churches. As much as I disagree with emerging theology that denies the authority of Scripture, I recognize why emerging leaders are attracting young followers who don’t go to church on Resurrection Day to hear about cartoon characters. It’s because the emerging churches recognize that circus church is an empty, American invention that trivializes everything that means anything. They don’t want dumbed down churchianity—these young people genuinely want something deep and meaningful. I would add, however, that doctrine is essential and that we can’t have sound doctrine without the Word of God as our standard for what is sacred and holy.  We only learn of how sacred the name of Jesus Christ is and how important truth is in worship when we read the Scriptures. Sadly, the enemy has produced a false alternative to circus superhero foolishness in the emerging church.

So does your church trivialize sacred things? Does it speak the name of the Lord Jesus reverently? Or is church just an extension of some cable comedy show so that nobody is made to feel uncomfortable. I doubt that it is a “comfortable” thing to come into the presence of earthly royalty.  We would be aware of our conduct and our speech and the way we refer to the earthly monarch. How much more so should we treat the King of all the universe? How much more should we come into His presence with holy awe and reverence because of God’s greatness, His undeserved favor and grace and His incomprehensible power? This is the aspect that is missing from most church services today. I am not just referring to circus church here. I am also referring to any number of fundamental churches as well. The awe and reverence are not just found in certain forms, the right hymn or Psalms sung, etc. They come from the human heart. Worshiping in spirit and in truth is not just a matter of having the right order of service, although a biblical service is enormously helpful in worship. It begins in the heart of the Christian.

“Sex” Church Pastors Manufacture Controversy

Apr 03

A Little Leaven has an excellent post about the media manipulation engaged in by the “sex” series churches. These are the ones who put up deliberately offensive billboards in cities to promote their series of messages on sex. Chris at A Little Leaven sets up the steps these churches follow to get maximum headlines in local and sometimes national media. The more offensive their billboards and promotion materials, the better chance of ending up on national news, which, of course, serves their promotional purposes just fine. The only problem is, where do they go from here? Once the media and the public is accustomed to giant billboards screaming, “God Loves Sex” and so forth, their promotional strategy is going to flop. This is where things will get even more edgy. Pastors are going to have to actually stage something of a sexual nature to draw crowds and TV cameras. “After all, you bluenosed fundamentalists, God created sex, so what’s your problem?”, they will say. I will repeat my previous prediction that we will see this kind of thing within the next 3-5 years if not sooner. We already have a Christian sex magazine for women, it’s only a matter of time. Remember you read it here first.

Circus-Driven LCMS Churches: How Low Can We Go?

Mar 31

Kim Riddlebarger has posted photographs of what a new, hip LCMS (Lutheran Church Missouri Synod) congregation spent money on to promote their church. There’s a battle underway between the old, confessional Lutheran churches and the circus-driven church philosophy which has invaded this denomination with a vengeance under President Kieschnick. The abrupt removal of the popular radio program Issues, Etc. on the Tuesday before Easter has started a backlash from conservative Lutherans that the bureaucracy in St. Louis was wholly unprepared for. Issues, Etc. frequently addressed the problems with the Purpose-Driven, seeker church growth philosophy, the emerging church, the Joel Osteen mentality and other problems invading the Lutheran churches of the Missouri Synod. Because the leadership at the synod very much is embracing both the emerging church ideas and Rick Warren-style church transformation, Issues, Etc. was perceived to be an obstacle to their goal of “bringing the LCMS back to national prominence”. The last time the LCMS was nationally prominent was during the era when you had men of Christian integrity in synod leadership who believed that the preaching of Christ crucified was the only hope of the world. The current compromisers and pragmatists who have built an ever larger bureaucracy in St. Louis are relying on flippant billboard campaigns and “relevant” sermon series to promote their churches. Take down those crosses, dump those hymnals and smash up the organ, they say. Get a rock band up in the chancel and have the preacher preach on sex. That’ll save the denomination.

The Wall Street Journal featured a piece last week on what happened to Issues, Etc. and what is happening in the LCMS in general today. I love the last sentence of the article. It really expresses the hearts of many younger, confessional Lutherans who reject circus church and who want to return to biblical ways.