Slice of Laodicea

The evangelical heavy hitters are coming out on the great debate on gay marriage started by homo-fascist drag queen, Perez Hilton. One of those heavy hitters would be Miley Cyrus, aka “Hannah Montana” who Tweeted to the world today that EVERYBODY should have the right to be happy, and that means it’s O.K. for men to marry men and women to marry women. So if “Hannah Montana” thinks gay marriage is cool, why would anybody else possibly have any convictions against it? Here are her immortal words:

Miley: I believe that EVERYONE deserves to be happy. That’s all I’m saying

Miley: What was her answer??? Cause what I said is the truth. Everyone deserves to love and be loved and most importantly smile

Miley: thx! U know what I get crap for whatever I do but you asked me an honest question and I gave an honest answer! So whatevs!!!

So there you have it from Miley herself, theologian to the masses, supposedly representing Jesus Christ. Remember she does it all for Jesus. The poor girl is the product of American celebrity evangelicalism where a little Jesus is drizzled on top of a life of complete carnality and disobedience to the Word of God. 

No, Miley. Gay marriage is an abomination to God, not because I say so, but becuase God said so for eternity. Christians have a “bad rep” as you call it because those who obey God are the enemies of the world and those, like you, who love the world, are the enemies of God. You can’t please Perez Hilton and God at the same time. The Word says it clearly:

“…know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.”

—James 4:4